Saturday, 13 June 2009

Kathmandu - the Search for the Perfect Mo-Mo

My 2nd day, I was pretty excited to get out and about exploring – and Kathmandu didn't let me down. After emailing a bunch of companies to see if there were any treks to Annapurna or Everest Base Camp this late in the season, I started wandering.

One of Lonely Planet's better ideas is to include some self-guided walking tours of various cities – they're awesome in providing a bit of structure as you explore the city, while giving you flexibility to adapt/change as you like.

Heading off from my hotel, it took me quickly off the tourist beaten path, and through a residential/temple district.

And quickly became aware that in Nepal, it's all about religion... with a twist. Nepal's unique in that the population follows varying blends of Hinduism and Buddhism, where they've picked and chosen the parts they liked the best to form their own unique religion.

The best part is that for the Nepalese, religion is not 'in your face' at all. There's no proselytizing or any of the more overt displays that you might see in other countries.

Nope – here, religion is just a quiet, matter of fact part of each person's daily routine. With temples on every corner, and even grungy alleys have their own statue for a quick blessing, you'll see people touching them for luck, ringing the bells for a blessing, or spinning the prayer wheels as they go about their business.

Here's their temple to the "Toothache God":


It's early days yet – but my first impression is that this gives them a certain centredness that is refreshing. There are very few raised voices, or arguments – instead, calmness and smiles rule the day – even when you turning down the Tiger Balm salesman for the fourth time.

The other special thing – the Nepalese generally believe that religious objects are made to be used and shared, and not locked away from the public. So, it's not at all rare to be wandering down a street and find a priceless 6th century statue just out in the elements, well-worn from the centuries of hands seeking a blessing (see below). 'course, that makes theft easy, and a growing concern, but I really liked it.


Right. Back to the tour. I wandered in and out of the main streets, and came across a temple devoted to a white-faced incarnation of one of the Hindu gods. Again, rather than a solemn place for reflection and general stuffiness, this was an integral part of the neighborhood, serving in this case as the center of a race course for local kids on their bikes!


Wandered through the ancient commercial center, and then took a quick detour – this may seem weird, but Nepal reminds me a lot of Venice.

Nope – no canals, or singing boatmen. Instead, it has the same organization that is a bit like an onion. So much of both cities are hidden behind an alley, a doorway, or semi-secret path, and once you duck down, it's as if you are discovering quiet oasis in the midst of urban chaos.

In this case – a quick duck through a low doorway, and I got to see an enclosed bahal, about 200-300 meters long with apartments all around. Centered around a small monastery, you could hear the kids at their lessons – doubtless encouraged by the plaques showing Shiva eating a misbehaving child (not exactly subtle!).



As I was wandering around, the kids were let out of school – and two insisted on mugging for the camera:



Alas, the rain came in with a vengeance, so I retreated back to Thamel for lunch where I ducked into a Tibetan/Mexican place (seriously) that served everything from quesadillas to curries.

...and mo-mos.

Man, did I fall in love with these guys – steamed or fried spicy dumplings, with water buffalo, chicken or vegetable fillings, for about $1.00. Awesome. I'd end up having these at least once a day for the rest of my trip.

Randomly, over lunch, I ended up talking to a philosophy author from Iowa of all places, who spends 5 months in Kathmandu every year, just writing and thinking while stretching his retirement dollar.

The rest of the afternoon was pretty chill – I ducked into Sherpa Society, a well-regarded trekking outfit and found out there was a trip to Everest Base Camp leaving in two days. Perfect!

The next day was mostly logistics – I rented a thick down bag for a song, plus picked up fleece pants and a down jacket for about $25.

There was a cool cafe that served for breakfast – staffed only by deaf people, they had a great system for communicating. As you pointed to, say, eggs with toast, they would point to a little card that had 'fried/boiled/etc' on it, so you could choose what you liked. Surprisingly effective and a unique Nepalese way of integrating these folks without the need for expensive technology or hearing operations.

To round things off, I ended up with a drink at sunset at Sam's Pub – one of the dozens of pubs in the area that seem to all play Bob Marley at least half the time – then it was off to bed, for an early flight and the start of the hike!

Nepal - Yaks, Mo-mo's, and Sherpas (Oh My!)

Now, I gotta admit – flying from Africa into Delhi, and then to Kathmandu, I was pretty excited. Sure, Kili was going to be a high point, and the safari absolutely amazing, but for some reason, Nepal has always seemed to be an extremely exotic destination – a perfect mix of Eastern religions amidst some of the world's highest mountains.



And... it didn't disappoint.

Even the flight in from Delhi was stunning – from the flat plains of India, Nepal appeared as a sudden explosion of mountain ranges, steep slopes and isolated villages. We landed around 2 in the afternoon and I headed out to meet my hotel taxi.

(As a random aside – the whole process of catching a cab in the airport in any Third World country would be a funny case study in business retail behavior. Whenever you exit the final doors from customs, you walk through gauntlet #1 – the 'recognized' taxi companies by the airport. They pay rent for their stall, and their quotes reflect it, being 200-300% higher than normal. They're banking on the naive/tired tourist segment of the market. Ha! Suckers – with a firm “No, thank you”, I'm through the first hurdle.

Phase 2 begins along the railing as you walk through to the exit. It's all about location/location/location – as each cab driver tries to catch their share of the traffic. With each step past, you see an immediate discount, often 10% a pop as the levels of desperation start to peak. Normally, I'm pretty immune here, but I get more than my share of attention as I have to stop and look for a sign that has my name on it.

And then... there's the phase 3 – the bottom feeders. Call them opportunistic, persistent or just plain annoying – they go for the leech approach, sidling up alongside you and trying to find out your hotel/country of origin or anything else that they can talk about to persuade you to take their cab. A near constant litany of 'no thank yous' mixed with NO eye contact is your only defense here.)

Right – enough about taxis. Arriving in Thamel (a warren of tourist hotels, equipment shops, and bars), I arrived at Hotel Ganesh Himal. I was a bit lucky here as I picked what turned out to be an amazing hotel for the price. At $13 a night, it was quiet, had a garden, friendly service, and big clean rooms – a huge plus after a 24 hours worth of catnaps, flights and transfers. (Note: if you're ever stuck in Qatar's airport, they've got an A&W that serves a surprisingly good burger!)

After a long overdue shower (sheesh, I was offending even myself with body funk) and a nap, I headed out into the chaos that is Thamel.

First – a quick description. Imagine a 6 block wide neighborhood of 3 story buildings, separated by narrow 10' foot winding lanes. Space is at a premium so now imagine literally the entire street side covered with discount laundry, pirated music stores, hotels, bars, internet cafes and even knock-off outdoor gear shops... basically, everything that a backpacker could want or need at amazingly low prices.



The downside is that garbage collection is something of a rare thing, so there are odd piles of garbage on most corners – I guess the idea being that it will eventually just vanish.

Oh, and I forgot the most exciting part. Traffic.

Nepal is something like 65% mountains. From ridiculously tall Himalayas, to the merely quite impressive local foothills at a mere 3000 to 4000 meters, Nepal is all about mountains, mountains, and mountains.

And... as a flipside to this, they are REALLY good at maximizing what little flat space they've been blessed with.

So, in Kathmandu, rather than waste precious space with something as ridiculous as extra lanes... the Nepalese are great at sending pedestrians, the odd cow or two, bikes, cars, and buses down a street that really is no wider than a one-way alley.

Oh, and no traffic rules. Traffic just... flows around whatever obstacles pop up. This way, that way – it's all good... and surprisingly accident-free.



'course, this makes your first walk around town one for the memories, as cars cruise by literally a foot away. Thankfully your body gets really good at getting accustomed to this, else you'd be an exhausted mass of fright-induced adrenaline within a few minutes of leaving the hotel!

Right. So, my first foray into this was a bit like dipping a toe into the deep end of the pool. Tired and really thirsting for a beer, I wandered around a bit and quickly mastered the “no, thank you” in Nepali (chhaina dhanyabad). For any of you REI/North Face loving types, you'd be pretty happy – as every third store specializes in selling good quality knock-offs of everything from trekking poles, to Gore Tex jackets, all for super low prices.

Deciding to pace myself, my first foray was pretty short – I ducked into a great Thai place called Yin/Yang, and after a meal of really good pad Thai, and a strong gin & tonic (mmm... gin & tonics), I was more than ready for bed.